Ripley's Believe It Or Not

Game 59 - Mets

Padres 2, Mets 1
Record: 30-29

So what you're telling me is that Scott "Danke" Schoeneweis lost the game in the 9th, facing five batsmen and not permitting a ball to travel more than sixtysome feet from home plate? Two BB's, a 1-3, an IBB, and a HBP to end the game?

Yeah, right. I was blissfully ignorant in my garage with a group of dudes, throwing cards, drinking a whole lot of fire-water, smoking Backwoods Sweet & Aromatics (the memories last a lifetime, the taste lasts four days), listening to the band formerly known as The Warlocks, and
watching some NBA action. So I can't say for sure.

But that doesn't seem all that plausible. Even for these Mets.