Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Slowly, Oh Slowly

Game 39 - Red Sox
Red Sox 2, Blue Jays 1
Record: 23-16

The little girl with a curl has been really good this season, and yesterday was no exception. And when she's good, the Sox blister through games. Tim Wakefield went 8 strong innings last night, the Papi-led [:-(] offense squeaked out just enough runs to back his effort, and vintage Jonathan Papelbon quelled the grumbling for a night. The result, a tidy 2-1 victory that helped a certain pinstriped squad just as much as it did the Sox.

We'd know more about that last sentence except for the fact that Teejay's been incarcerated for some shenanigens involving a bathroom contractor, home-grown sensemilla, and a hairless Mexican dog. Our attorneys are efforting a resolution.

And in honor of Wake's quick and clean performance, that's all I've got to say about that.


rob said...

yeah, that's right, bitches. that's an emoticon.

Whitney said...

Hey, Papi homered! And Varitek twice! It's Throwback Night at Fenway!