Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Slowly, Oh Slowly

Game 39 - Red Sox
Red Sox 2, Blue Jays 1
Record: 23-16

The little girl with a curl has been really good this season, and yesterday was no exception. And when she's good, the Sox blister through games. Tim Wakefield went 8 strong innings last night, the Papi-led [:-(] offense squeaked out just enough runs to back his effort, and vintage Jonathan Papelbon quelled the grumbling for a night. The result, a tidy 2-1 victory that helped a certain pinstriped squad just as much as it did the Sox.

We'd know more about that last sentence except for the fact that Teejay's been incarcerated for some shenanigens involving a bathroom contractor, home-grown sensemilla, and a hairless Mexican dog. Our attorneys are efforting a resolution.

And in honor of Wake's quick and clean performance, that's all I've got to say about that.

2 comments:

rob said...

yeah, that's right, bitches. that's an emoticon.

Whitney said...

Hey, Papi homered! And Varitek twice! It's Throwback Night at Fenway!