Yankees 9, Rangers 2
Tied for 1st in the AL East
A.J. Burnett, so nice of you to show up. Last night's win was his first since April 14th. Money well spent I say. Ugh.
Howevah, the real star of the game was leather-faced Hideki Matsui, who went 2-4 with two HRs and three RBI. MLC was able to obtain some footage of Matsui's performance for your viewing pleasure: