Friday, May 02, 2008

Cliff's Notes

Game 30 - Red Sox

Blue Jays 3, Red Sox 0
Record: 17-13

I(t)'ll be short today, as the workaday world encroaches mightily.

Courtesy of the far more diligent Joy of Sox, behold the Sox' scoring output over the past 50 innings:


That they actually won 2 games in that span borders on Lourdesian.

Baseball's a simple game, really. As a wise man once said, you throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball. The Sox are excelling beyond expectation in 2 of the 3 categories, and smelling like rotting skunk rectum in the other. You hear that, you lollygaggers? Rotting skunk rectum.

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