Game 87 - Red Sox Rays 7, Red Sox 6
Record: 50-37
I was full of spit and vinegar last night after the Sox' bullpen gacked away yet another game. Then, the Lord of Perspective took me to the golf course this morning, ordered me a dazzling blue sky and a handful of Guinness, and my righteous anger at the Sox during their worst stretch of the season was dulled to the point where all I can muster is a rueful:
Motherfucker.
I can't remember being less excited for a Yankees' series.
2 comments:
A handful of Guinness?? Do yourself a favor next time and get it in a pint glass. Far more efficient.
i couldn't muster up the plural. guinness'? guinesses? guinii?
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