Green Eggs and Ham

Game 86 - Red Sox

Rays 3, Red Sox 1

Record: 50-36

I do not like this team in slump.

I do not like losing in a dump.

I do not like the Rays in first.

I do not like ballpark wurst.

I do not like wasting Wake.

I do not like when Manny doesn't rake.

I do not like men left on base.

I do not like second place.

I do not like popups and whiffs.

I do not like Tek hitting like a stiff.

I do not like offensive woes.

I do not like Lugo's twinkletoes.

I do not like things in the Trop.

I do not like sweeps nor mops.

I do not like these nosiree.

Win tonight, or more rhymes from me.