Yankees 1, Red Sox 0
Yankees 10, Red Sox 3
Red Sox 9, Yankees 2
Angels 7, Red Sox 5
The long knives are out here in New England, the voices of the villagers in full hue and cry in fulfillment of the annual ritual revolving around Manny Ramirez, The Boston Globe, and the boredom of the 162-game season. For me, it's a simple equation: can anyone available to the Sox help the team win more right now than our enigmatic goofball leftfielder?
No? Well, then, pencil Ramirez in the 4 hole and live with it.
Okay, back to the beach, then. It's 82 degrees, sunny, and clear here in Brewster, the tide is all the way out, and this beer isn't gonna drink itself.
Oh, and the rest of you guys wearing blue hats with a red B - just because most of us are distracted by this Manny stuff doesn't mean we aren't paying attention to the eggs you're laying.