Monday, May 05, 2003

Today's not an Off-Day, but It Feels Like One

Did you see Bill Parcells' blond dye-job on ESPN this weekend? Do you think he did it to fuck with his players, testing them to see if anyone laughs? Does he think he can get laid more in the Big D with platinum hair, and if so, shouldn't he have just called Michael Irvin and asked for directions to the White House? Or, did someone play a really good practical joke on him? I'm just dying to know.
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