Owner of a Lonely Heart

MLB Extra Innings is using the YES Network feed tonight - if you see me tomorrow and notice the blood caked on my ears, you'll know why. Right off the bat, Michael Kay's fellated Johnny Damon and Derek Jeter for long first-inning at-bats...despite the fact that both of them saw fewer pitches than Kevin Youkilis did (10) to lead off the game. Jim Kaat, though, seems pretty good thus far - he's not been kind to Randy Johnson as the Yankee lefty struggles with his command. Kaat basically just called him a pussy.