Misery Loves Company: Two Guys Watch Baseball

Perspective's a Bitch
 
Sox: 48-38, in 1st place in the Wild Card, and I'm a quivering blob of doubt and depression.
 
Mets: 44-43, in 4th place in the division, and Whit's quivering too, but it's his ample belly jiggling with gleeful laughter.