Thursday, July 23, 2009

Bad to the Bone

Game 94 - Red Sox

Rangers 3, Red Sox 1
Record: 55-39

Since the All-Star break, the Boston Red Sox are 1-5, having plated a total of 13 runs. The Sox' batsmen have recorded a robust .192/.252./.285 line, good for a .537 OPS. To put things in perspective, Reggie Willits has a .542 OPS. Darin Erstad's is .541. Matt Cain's OPS is .539. San Francisco Giants pitcher Matt Cain. He's a pitcher. THE BOSTON RED SOX HAVE FIELDED AN ENTIRE LINEUP OF MATT CAINS SINCE THE ALL-STAR BREAK.

HOLY SHIT! PASS THE TYLENOL.

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