D.R.I.

Game 120 - Mets

Prates 10, Mets 7
Record: 67-53

"These flurries of disparaging remarks about the Pirates will surely come back and bite me in the posterior when the Mets drop tonight's game . . ."

Guess that wasn't forceful enough of a cover. Crap. A putrid, horrible loss, but one of 162. And I'm at the beach. Moving right along . . .

Oh, and at least one reader isn't up on his classic thrash hardcore punk bands, so I'll spell it out for you. Dirty Rotten Imbeciles.