Cleveland Rocks!
Red Sox 10, Angels 7
Record: 77-53
August Record: 21-7 (!)
Two exclamation points in the header! Wow! Something spectacular must have happened yesterday! And it did!!!!!!!!
Orderly No. 1: Sir, back away from the keyboard.
Rob: No way! The Yankees got beat, 22-0, by the Indians! Their worst loss ever! Michael Kay called Loaiza and Vazquez embarrassments on the radio this morning! All hell is breaking loose in the Bronx!
Police Officer: Sir, you're out of control. Please step back or we'll have to forcibly remove you.
Rob: You'll never take me alive! Or, at least never take me before I talk about Schilling's 17th win, and the Sox' 2 1/2 game lead in the Wild Card!
Sox Fan No. 1: Please stop him before he begins to rant about the shrinking Yankee lead in the division. That's not good for anyone.
Police Officer: Let us do our jobs, sir. We're professionals.
Rob: So is Tanyon Sturtze! Bwaahaaahaaahaaa!
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