Game 82 - Red Sox
Devil Rays 4, Red Sox 1 (in progress)
This just in...the 2 teams that have given up on Jason Johnson in the last 2 years weren't wrong. I can't believe the Sox are gonna drop 3 straight to these asshats.
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Carl Crawford...just...stole...home. So, Johnson makes up for his massive proclivity for suckitude with significant doses of inattention and lack of focus. 5-1, Rays. On the plus side, it is pretty cool to see someone steal home. I can't recall the last time I saw that.
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Per SoSH poster 'sonsoftrotnixon', "This game is uglier than a bucket of fuck". Yeah. That's about right. Oh, and the Rays announcers are proving over and over again why they're stuck in that backwater minor league market. It's been nearly a week since I got to hear Jerry Remy's dulcet tones, and I miss that silly fucker and his Wally doll.
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Leadoff basehit, stumble around like crack addicts, Varitek flails impotently. Lather, rinse, repeat.
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More wisdom from SoSH, this time from 'NYCSox', "This team went from white hot to ice cold in less than 24 hours. Strange game this baseball. "
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Sigh. This isn't working. I'm going to go get drunk.
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