The Bridge

Games 63 & 64 - Red Sox

Twins 8, Red Sox 1
Twins 4, Red Sox 0 (6th - in progress)

All that warm and fuzzy, kiss-a-bunny, sunshine up my ass, how-great-is-baseball, blahdeefuckingblah bullshit from 2 days ago? I don't know who wrote that crap, but I'm gonna beat him with a rolled up newspaper when I find him.