Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Paging Mr. Hagman

So I'm hanging out in Patrick Duffy's bathroom (don't ask), and he comes out of the shower and asks me how I'm doing.

"Not bad", I reply. "How are you?"

His response: "It's the damnedest thing. I went to bed last night certain that Theo Epstein left the Red Sox 3 months ago, walking away in a gorilla suit mumbling something about Misery Loves Company being dormant. Then, I wake up this morning and find out that it was all a dream; Theo's the GM and Executive VP of the Sox, and Whitney's in mid-season form."

"Huh. Guess you picked the wrong time to stop sniffing glue."

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